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Wisteria plant growing on a white wall 6 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
"Wisteria won't cling to a wall so won't damage it like ivy does but this means it'll need some form of support. You could use a trellis or vine eye screws and wires" - source; my mum
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Americans VS British 35 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
True. What I meant by houses is that for example my middle school was ground level but wouldn't necessarily say it was a bungalow
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Americans VS British 35 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
Ground level buildings are bungalows (if they're houses)
Americans VS British 35 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
@peachypersimmon public school is the same as private, Eton is a public school. 'State school' is the usual term for any non-fee paying school, or academy now those exist as well.
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Let the battle begin 10 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
Also @shiftingsands, they never changed it to metric I don't think so it wasn't a case of 'keeping' it metric. I think actually that might have had something to do with cars all being imperial and it would have caused problems if the road signs were all suddenly metric?
· Edited 6 years ago
Let the battle begin 10 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
I'm not sure shiwan, I'm sure there must be some historical reason. I use imperial all the time because that's what my mum and dad used (they were at school pre-decimalisation) and can picture imperial more easily sometimes. But for length it's a right mixture because I know roughly how far a mile is but would rather work in metres for if I was swimming, cm for measuring e.g. craft projects, feet and inches for room sizes. I just use whatever I can picture easiest to be honest.
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Let the battle begin 10 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
Apart from on road signs, speedometers, when talking about how much babies weigh, bust size, most people when they talk about how tall they are and how much they weigh, when we are buying beer in a pub or milk, measuring TVs...
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Let the battle begin 10 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
This doesn't work with a British accent :(
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Wisteria plant growing on a white wall 6 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
If no-one replies I'll ask my mum for you
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Even a kid can do that 15 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
There is a book called Ella Minnow Pea which; as part of the plot, gradually uses fewer and fewer letters as it goes on.
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Do you dig graves? 10 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
Maybe also because 'Alright' is more a British turn of phrase, at least I don't tend to hear it on as many US shows and films.
Do you dig graves? 10 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
Because it's from the British TV show The Young Ones?
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Give me your best Chuck Norris jokes 13 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
When Chuck Norris does push ups he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the world down.
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Chaotic david 4 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
Fake news
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This proves that there are some good people in the world 18 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
I didn't realise until the other day that he started off in theatre doing musicals, husband was like "Of course he can sing, he was on Broadway" I had no clue!
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Real democracy right there. 58 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
Emphasis on the 'past' use of capital punishment
True history. 24 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
This was really interesting but until I saw what they were saying written down there were some bits I didn't understand, and the whore joke went straight over my head until he explained that in OP the h would be dropped.
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Admit it, you sang it 6 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
This makes me snort laugh every time
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Lamp book 12 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
I've bought one of these for my friend and it's amazing! Wasn't an expensive one either
That's a handicap spot b*tch 8 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
I thought she'd got really bad bed-head for a good 30 seconds
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'MURICA 5 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
Poor America missing out on top bants
Survival is necessary 7 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
We're Going on a Bear Hunt is his most famous and arguably one of the best picture books. He also wrote a picture book about losing his son to leukemia I believe
Glasses can be a disguise 5 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
He's also wearing a hat in one photo
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We need more people like him 14 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
Because they employ people not robots
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Proof 16 comments
mistoffelees · 7 years ago
No, the launch got cancelled, can't remember why
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