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Anxious earthy Capybara 13 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Wish I could upvote this for just the first section, it's still not a double standard though because smell =/= size
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Visited the valley where J. R. R. Tolkien got his inspiration for LOTR 4 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
This was originally a Reddit post and yes I think it was Switzerland, but Tolkein got most of his landscape inspiration from England
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Love this movie 2 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
My friend was cooking at the same time as watching something on TV, she went to ask Alexa how long left on her timer but before she could the TV show had the dialogue "Tell me the truth" Alexa responded "You can't handle the truth!"
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Even the royals have those moments 9 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
That's not Prince George...
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Turn off your high beams 26 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Lampposts in the UK are increasingly being replaced with LED bulbs as well, it results in patches of very bright lit up pavement then a plunge into darkness before being dazzled again.
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Happy christmas? Merry holidays? 21 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
In reply to the original post in this thread, I'm English and most people I know say Merry Christmas.
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I'm to tyred 6 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Makes me tyred just thinking about the work that went into it
Title 7 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
That's fair enough but not being certain and not having a clue are two different matters entirely
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Title 7 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
I think L-R top row is sycamore, birch or elm, some kind of pine and bottom row; English oak, possibly cherry, and not sure about the other one. If you taught tree identification for 5 years I'm surprised you don't recognise any of them.
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Zach Braff just posted this. My heart is melting 5 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Who's between Kelso and Elliott?
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Iggy izalea’s rapping 10 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
I always think Ed Sheeran sounds pretty English, which songs does he sound American in?
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When rats are more human than humans 21 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
But that was researching how humans react to authority not to external reward.
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Addressing Americans real problem 24 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
What? So what security is in place to stop someone stealing a card and just going on a spending spree?
Addressing Americans real problem 24 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
Not sure about the carbon copy bit but from what I can gather you have to sign, I imagine like it used to be in the UK where you hand your card to the cashier, the till prints a receipt, customer signs it, the cashier checks the signature compared to the back of the card and keeps that copy and presses ok and it prints another receipt for the customer.
Addressing Americans real problem 24 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
I just googled because I thought surely this is a mistake, and yep they don't have contactless or at least not as widespread as other countries and in fact even chip and pin is more advanced than it gets in America. That's what this meme is referring to. I initially though swipe must mean contactless but nope it means the old fashioned swipe and sign the receipt method.
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Dewey 4 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
I'm not crying, you're crying
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What is the government hiding from us? 2 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
Kevin!
The Scots. True as life. 7 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
Depends what sort of party, 6 beers per person with no other drinks isn't going to be enough at a typical British house party
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They saw their chance and they took it 6 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
What better name did they come up with to not use Captain Kirk?!
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Google map reviews on Mt. Everest are hilarious. 7 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
A guy from France climbed it with no previous climbing experience, there's a film about it The Ascension
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Tell them the truth 1 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
Neil Dograsse
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Australian composer performing in New York 7 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
My mum bought some VHS tapes from a charity shop so she could show my brothers and me, I'm glad there's videos of him on YouTube now, his humour is so innocent and silly.
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I'm not sure I can even light a fire without matches 21 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
https://youtu.be/BVxOb8-d7Ic Dara O'Briain explains exactly how this situation would go down.
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Who else has a junk drawer 31 comments
mistoffelees · 6 years ago
UK thing too, I usually refer to ours as the Drawer of Doom
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