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mistoffelees


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North Carolina Blue Ridge Mountains (unaltered, taken in West Jefferson, NC last October) 6 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
In the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia, on the trail of the lonesome pine...
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Glitch in the matrix. 4 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Isn't that the guy from Hunger Games in the background too?
*hip-hop music stops* 7 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
His response was "Every time you say a prayer and God don't answer, it's because he told your ass no"
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Appropriate response 4 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
The first part is true, the reason was that he was jealous of the care and attention she was giving their children
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Tree 6 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
I was so excited up to the last bit!
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You tell her son 4 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
From Southend News Network, a satirical site.
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My cat, he's so classy! 6 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Have just had to rescue a blackbird off him, he's now on house arrest and another bell will be added for his crime.
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My cat, he's so classy! 6 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Yeah he has to have extra bells because otherwise the local birds don't stand a chance :(
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*approves in duck* 4 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
That's a goose
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Daaaamn, single dad getting work done 12 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
The one that looks like Kim Jong Un has pink socks?
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Getting to know funsubsters 74 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Cool idea, completed! Can everyone upvote the results post cos I'm a lazy lurker who only ever checks the popular page, thanks :-p
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What a spectacular phenomenon 4 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
All hail the Great A'Tuin
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It couldn't hurt to try? 11 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
To be fair perhaps she's not vaccinated because of a medical need
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Mine was from falling while on a treadmill 29 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Mental scars from overhearing my parents talk about their sex life.
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The signature of every British monarch since 1377 19 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
I'm going to try and learn it then need to memorise the years to match, that sort of stuff always comes up on pub quizzes and I never have a clue!
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The signature of every British monarch since 1377 19 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Brilliant, need to learn this by heart I think
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some where in preston 10 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
There's also a Preston in the UK and vocab is similar, although the male police officer's hat shows that it's not UK
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some where in preston 10 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Reverse image search suggests it's in Tasmania, Australia.
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Busy nasty Seahorse 4 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Pyjamas generally or these style particularly because I have some in a similar style (not the same print) and can assure you I would be useless in a fight
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Never fails 8 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
I didn't see it originally (maybe because I only really go on the 'popular' page) but out of interest how long ago does a post have to be to not count as a repost if posted again?
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Bees 16 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
I needed to hear this today *puts toothpick in pocket*
Interesting 10 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
I imagine because her partner wouldn't be suspicious of a nurse taking his partner off to the shower alone compared to if the nurse asked him to leave the room so she can talk to her. Also, if she does need to talk and takes a bit longer when she returns there is the excuse of needing help from the nurse for checking stitches or getting in/out of the shower.
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Anxious earthy Capybara 13 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Ahhh I see what you mean now!
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Too interesting a post for a title 7 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Everyone should read How to Stop Time by Matt Haig for a take on immortals
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