Mistoffelees

mistoffelees


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This is what teachers have to deal with 4 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Child 1- He called me a penis
Child 2- No you called me a penis
Child 1- But you said penis first
Me- Stop saying penis!
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We all know whats up 7 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
I didn't know there were that many, off to do some learning!
We all know whats up 7 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
3 year olds can often pronounce velociraptor, they can learn proprioception and vestibular.
We all know whats up 7 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
There's also proprioception and the vestibular system, I don't know why they're not taught as standard to children.
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Tank coming out of the water 6 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Why is this so terrifying?
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Understanding britbong 3 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
I'm a lady and I used Google and a calculator but thanks :D
Understanding britbong 3 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
$5.95 a gallon approximately
One of the finest TV series in recent times 8 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
I know that word is mini-series but every time I read it as miniz-eries
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Surprise madafukas 10 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Birdies back, tell a friend
What made him that mad 4 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
If I remember correctly the reason he was upset was because when they had children she could no longer give him the level of attention she had previously.
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This extremely cute cat 3 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Her eyeliner is amazing!
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War-chester-shire 9 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
With a short oo like in book
Plantsona 10 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Yep, mine was just a stick that I hadn't got round to chucking out, went to eventually get rid of it and it had several buds on. Flowered for another 2 years before we moved house then dramatically dropped all its petals and the leaves went brown within a week of being moved.
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Yes, yes he is 6 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
This comment is underappreciated!
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Taxes explained 10 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Why would you owe anything if you've already paid it? I'm in the UK and you only do a tax return if you're self-employed, otherwise it's sorted by your employer. I tried googling the US system and got very confused!
Taxes explained 10 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Why doesn't the USA do pay as you earn?
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That's some backwards thinking 8 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Also bad because it could force someone to have a baby they don't want
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Original squad 4 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Viggo Mortensen is the name of the actor who played Aragorn :)
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Now only for people to walk slow in the left lane 8 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
I knew I recognised it from somewhere!
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Baltimore has it's head on right 36 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
You're the one who can't handle reality, the reality is people will do scaled down versions of things for kids and call them by their proper names because to the children that's what they're doing, yes they'll wrap themselves in a blanket and call it a fashion show and splatter paint and call it art, why belittle that by telling them it's not real just for your own pretentions?
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Baltimore has it's head on right 36 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
And children can't be taught even the basics of it?
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Baltimore has it's head on right 36 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
So when are people allowed to start meditating, or is it only for experts?
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Baltimore has it's head on right 36 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
So your issue is really with the semantics as anyone else would read this as quiet reflection time which is most definitely good for children
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Baltimore has it's head on right 36 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
My nursery class love their yoga sessions which includes around 12 minutes of a yoga routine and 3 minutes 'meditation'
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SHAZAM 43 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Thank you for putting into words what I was thinking