Mistoffelees

mistoffelees


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This is amazing 10 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
I'm pretty sure the line is one he already had, it's not pieced together from lots of different bits so although it's good they included him it's not as impressive as this meme makes out.
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This is amazing 10 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
This isn't as amazing as it sounds, his part in Toy Story 4 is so small, I think he only has one line
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Coincidence? Hmm... I don't think so 12 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
This graphic is fake though, it's just a black and white version of the same map
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I listen to all types of music 6 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
True
The end is nigh 11 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
We didn't elect him, the Tory party voted him in as leader, if he were to call an election the likelihood of the Tories gaining a full majority isn't great. We'd end up with a coalition again although due to the Irish backstop issue they probably wouldn't want to join with the DUP again, they definitely wouldn't form a coalition with Labour so their remaining options would likely be Lib Dems (not a chance as they are for a second referendum) and the Brexit Party, in reality though he probably won't call an election until after the Brexit deadline at the earliest then people's votes will be based on how badly that's gone.
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I listen to all types of music 6 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Tibet isn't in Africa though?
You tubby little ginger c**t 5 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Husband and I binge watched it in one evening, I loved it but I did ugly cry from about halfway through the first episode to the end of the last episode.
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Still sneaking around 3 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
16, reader I married him.
Oh god I feel bad for laughing 3 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
*Pees* Release day
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Ok scitt 6 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
So middle school in the UK doesn't really exist anymore as the school system was restructured but was age 8-12 years old
Ok scitt 6 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
A boy called Scott I went to middle school with (UK so not sure what that is in USA) accidentally wrote his name on the front of his exercise book as Scoot. Obviously he was known as Scoot from then until we finished high school.
Merging onto a highway 13 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
The end of the merge lane is where you're supposed to merge (unless it's a temporary thing due to roadworks) it's just no-one knows this so it creates problems like the one in the picture.
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A little hypocritical don't you think 2 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Yes but those words probably wouldn't have scores 29 points
Baltimore has it's head on right 36 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
@jenna, don't argue with idiots, they'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience :)
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Owls look out for each other 3 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Owl give them owl medowls.
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Normies won't get this 11 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
I don't get it! :(
What’s in a word. 61 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
https://youtu.be/sHz2Hmq7soo just to give an overview of how the justice system in America looks to some people in the UK
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For those who want closure. Let's hope she sets the bar high for those who want to 6 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Before medication packaging was tamper proof there was a series of cases where Tylenol was laced with cyanide and people died. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Tylenol_murders
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bruh 2 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
In a very well to do, low crime village near me a woman was dragged into an alley and raped at 3 in the afternoon so you're absolutely right, that risk is never absent.
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Garbage disposal 8 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Do they not get blocked really easily?!
Why are the peas upside down? 6 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
It's at a chip shop in the UK, everything goes with chips
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Garbage disposal 8 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Where does the stuff go after you've put it down the garbage disposal thing?
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I Need POCKETS 3 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Lack of pockets on womens/girls clothing is such an annoyance. I teach nursery and had to get a little girl changed at school because she'd had an accident, we had no spare girls trousers so put her in some boys ones, she was so happy they had pockets and started putting stuff in them immediately.
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Earth flatter are funny idiots ... Anti-vax are harmful af 5 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
I don't know how to put it more clearly, if you were born in the stone age (or any other age that had high infant mortality rates) and didn't die in childhood you could expect to live until you were at least 65 years old. People weren't considered a "good age" when they died at 40 or 50 in those times.
Racial bewildered Caribou 16 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Good spot, it is edited. Here's the original https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DztnTBBXgAEZDhk.jpg
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