Thanks, I'm sure it could be improved upon but I'll leave that to someone else!

I'll be planting 3 trees in my garden, hopefully next month, I'll post pictures!

The devil has a pitchfork, the reaper has a scythe but I'm just a lowly demon so all I have's this little knife.
I stab it to the left, I stab it to the right, I try my very best to stab everything in sight.
But the blade, tis but short and I'm really rather small so the damage isn't great and barely there at all.

"And he drank all the milk and all the orange juice, and all Daddy's beer and all the water in the taps!"

She's a British "celebrity"

Ah ok, they don't operate in my town so I've never used one

I think you're overestimating how far a million dollars would go

I'm pretty sure the line is one he already had, it's not pieced together from lots of different bits so although it's good they included him it's not as impressive as this meme makes out.

True

We didn't elect him, the Tory party voted him in as leader, if he were to call an election the likelihood of the Tories gaining a full majority isn't great. We'd end up with a coalition again although due to the Irish backstop issue they probably wouldn't want to join with the DUP again, they definitely wouldn't form a coalition with Labour so their remaining options would likely be Lib Dems (not a chance as they are for a second referendum) and the Brexit Party, in reality though he probably won't call an election until after the Brexit deadline at the earliest then people's votes will be based on how badly that's gone.

Tibet isn't in Africa though?

Husband and I binge watched it in one evening, I loved it but I did ugly cry from about halfway through the first episode to the end of the last episode.

So middle school in the UK doesn't really exist anymore as the school system was restructured but was age 8-12 years old