Wuss-tuh-sheer

Yep, other half was a bus driver, he had people pee on the seats more than once

They don't seem to be available just yet, the guy who invented them is from London so guessing when they do hit the market it'll be UK to start with

Ahh I see it now, genuinely thought that was his hair

Same, I'm a grazer so couldn't eat much in one sitting but give me an hour or so and I'll be looking for a snack.

Huh I never knew that, I haven't watched it to be fair!

Is his last name a play on Holmes/Homes?

After knowing that babies come from mummies' tummies my next question when I was about 4 or 5 I think was how they got in there, my mum bought a book to read with me, the explanation in there was that a man and lady have a special cuddle in bed. That was enough explanation for me until I was about 7 I think.

Are you thinking of hygge?

Thanks, I'm sure it could be improved upon but I'll leave that to someone else!

I'll be planting 3 trees in my garden, hopefully next month, I'll post pictures!

The devil has a pitchfork, the reaper has a scythe but I'm just a lowly demon so all I have's this little knife.
I stab it to the left, I stab it to the right, I try my very best to stab everything in sight.
But the blade, tis but short and I'm really rather small so the damage isn't great and barely there at all.

"And he drank all the milk and all the orange juice, and all Daddy's beer and all the water in the taps!"

She's a British "celebrity"

Ah ok, they don't operate in my town so I've never used one

I think you're overestimating how far a million dollars would go