Mistoffelees

mistoffelees


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Took me a sec to realize 11 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
I can't tell if this is an ironic post or not
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When you try your best and are cute as can be; When your teacher wants to see you succeed 5 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
I got confused and used a calculator 536 is correct
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No coming back 14 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
I imagine the trauma of having to go through an unwanted pregnancy and labour is pretty bad too
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Big brain 6 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
There was a BBC article about this which is really eye-opening on this practice and how it can be very harmful to young vulnerable women. If you search "BBC the teenager who's been married too many times to count" it should come up.
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The same 6 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
I think the people who think that way genuinely don't understand the implications of the diseases that vaccines prevent because they're not around anymore. They think that the disease could be treated easily and their child will be fine.
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Find someone who looks at you like that cat looks at him 7 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
"Awww human, you shouldn't have"
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Find someone who looks at you like that cat looks at him 7 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
No idea, maybe it wasn't that, let's see...
Find someone who looks at you like that cat looks at him 7 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
I think it was the speech marks that were the problem
The best dad... I mean captain 6 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
Noice
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Come on people 57 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
Asperger's is not a mental illness
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I knew I wasn’t the only person singing “Our House” 5 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
It does not look like a house of fun that's true
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Hard to be mad when you're having such a good time 7 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
I've just looked this up, this wasn't determined by the neuroscientist, he was asked to determine a formula for feel-good songs based on a top ten list from a survey, this was top of that survey
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Hard to be mad when you're having such a good time 7 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
This is one of my worst Queen songs, I think because it was overused on Britain's Got Talent
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Post title 4 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
I read, although don't know if it's true, that Brits teeth are generally in pretty good condition but look terrible whereas in the USA it's the other way round and people have terrible teeth (lots of fillings etc) but they look good
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'AWW NOW WE'RE FLYING AWAY-' 10 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
The world wide web
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The real king! 5 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
Rowan Atkinson to himself when he got rejected: "I have a cunning plan". Edit: as I thought and have just looked up to confirm, he starred and wrote loads of stuff before Mr Bean including Blackadder (referenced previously) and before that Not the Nine O Clock News amongst others
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Outstanding(?) move 3 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
There is a Black Mirror episode with robotic bees, one of my favourite ones
The way this snow leopard jumps seems derpish to me 6 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
Putting on the ritz!
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Lifespans of the animal kingdom 11 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
What is wrong with those humans, they look deformed, is that why the man is only living to 68?
Wales 6 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
Google says it's California, not Wales
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Hello, gaijin-san! 13 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
I think what's more concerning is that they've dressed a child as a geisha
A guy in Illinois tweeted this. His wife went out of town for a week and she left him 11 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
Or her husband is a man-child incapable of even basic adulting
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Let's make this a thing 2 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
Someone I know calls this a PDP (Pre-departure piddle)
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Colonization explained!! 3 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
I think it very much depends where you eat, good food in the UK tends to be pricey. I'd expect to pay at least £40 per person for a halfway decent 3 course meal without drinks. Cheap food is very rarely good whereas other places (in my experience) seem to be able to do cheap and tasty in one.
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These minimalist playing cards 5 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
Ah yes, I remember that song; The Ace of Triangles
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