For the glory of Satan of course 4 comments
mistoffelees
· 5 years ago
You don't get anything for donating blood or plasma in the UK, apart from a feeling of smug superiority and a keyring or badge every now and then.
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Time to go! 11 comments
mistoffelees
· 5 years ago
Plot twist: a passerby notices and rushes to perform CPR on the dog. Death allows it to bring the dog back from the brink (just this once he tells himself, when he knows it will just be until the next time. He's been around since the dawn of time and has seen this scenario play out both ways and although he's only bones he's not completely heartless) The person takes the dog home to look after him and love him for the rest of his life. When the dog is old and in pain death is a welcome release. A familiar figure appears next to him and a voice says "TIME TO GO" "Was I a good boy?" the dog asks, the figure holds up a bag of treats "I WAS TOLD YOU WERE THE BEST" the voice replies. This time the dog willingly follows knowing he is, and always will be, loved.
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Bing: You ask, they give 7 comments
mistoffelees
· 5 years ago
Resumé
Razors pain you, rivers are damp,
Acids stain you and drugs cause cramp,
Guns aren't lawful, nooses give,
Gas smells awful, you might as well live.
By Dorothy Parker
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Razors pain you, rivers are damp,
Acids stain you and drugs cause cramp,
Guns aren't lawful, nooses give,
Gas smells awful, you might as well live.
By Dorothy Parker
Precious 9 comments
mistoffelees
· 5 years ago
When they're lying down and you "Aww" at them and they roll over for maximum cuteness
Took me a sec to realize 11 comments
When you try your best and are cute as can be; When your teacher wants to see you succeed 5 comments
No coming back 14 comments
mistoffelees
· 5 years ago
I imagine the trauma of having to go through an unwanted pregnancy and labour is pretty bad too
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Big brain 6 comments
mistoffelees
· 5 years ago
There was a BBC article about this which is really eye-opening on this practice and how it can be very harmful to young vulnerable women. If you search "BBC the teenager who's been married too many times to count" it should come up.
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The same 6 comments
mistoffelees
· 5 years ago
I think the people who think that way genuinely don't understand the implications of the diseases that vaccines prevent because they're not around anymore. They think that the disease could be treated easily and their child will be fine.
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Hard to be mad when you're having such a good time 7 comments
mistoffelees
· 5 years ago
I've just looked this up, this wasn't determined by the neuroscientist, he was asked to determine a formula for feel-good songs based on a top ten list from a survey, this was top of that survey
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Hard to be mad when you're having such a good time 7 comments
mistoffelees
· 5 years ago
This is one of my worst Queen songs, I think because it was overused on Britain's Got Talent
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Post title 4 comments
mistoffelees
· 5 years ago
I read, although don't know if it's true, that Brits teeth are generally in pretty good condition but look terrible whereas in the USA it's the other way round and people have terrible teeth (lots of fillings etc) but they look good
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The real king! 5 comments
mistoffelees
· 5 years ago
Rowan Atkinson to himself when he got rejected: "I have a cunning plan". Edit: as I thought and have just looked up to confirm, he starred and wrote loads of stuff before Mr Bean including Blackadder (referenced previously) and before that Not the Nine O Clock News amongst others
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Edited 5 years ago
Outstanding(?) move 3 comments
mistoffelees
· 5 years ago
There is a Black Mirror episode with robotic bees, one of my favourite ones
Lifespans of the animal kingdom 11 comments
mistoffelees
· 5 years ago
What is wrong with those humans, they look deformed, is that why the man is only living to 68?
Hello, gaijin-san! 13 comments
mistoffelees
· 5 years ago
I think what's more concerning is that they've dressed a child as a geisha
