Mistoffelees

mistoffelees


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ecosia 2 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
I use it as a browser and always have a go at searching stuff on it but I've kept Chrome for when I need to search more specific or obscure stuff. I have a feeling it uses the same search algorithms as Bing which explains a lot.
100% works 4 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
I came to the comments to see if anyone had said that
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Or when you’re brushing your teeth 5 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Getting your whole face ripped off by a bear
Don't ask the Aussies 8 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
40° to Americans- Hmm, time to start wearing a thicker coat
40° to Europeans- *Frantically trying to stop wildfires*
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Fast! 3 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
This is the blandest meal I've seen that isn't just a plate of beige
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Middle west checking in 4 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Also true for the UK
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Dr. Seuss 10 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Or Sam Waterston
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My 32, for context 2 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Because people who don't play video games don't understand the differences in skill level between those who play for fun and those who play professionally. They just think "You can play the game easily yourself, why not just play instead of watching others?"
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Wanna hold your newborn? Pay up 19 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Someone to help the new mother establish breastfeeding at a guess
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“I’m so exciteddd” 6 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
So it did, I always thought it was at least 2
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“I’m so exciteddd” 6 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
There are always two Friday 13ths in a year
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Sweet home Alabama starts playing 4 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Yeah that's great until you go next time and have to make your own tea
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This is pretty cool, not gonna lie 5 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Exactly!
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This is pretty cool, not gonna lie 5 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
I think you're right with the latter and we all know his name by now
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Low standards? 5 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Will Ferrell
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People come to weddings from obligation 22 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
Luckily it's nothing to do with you unless you're part of the couple getting married.
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St Patrick Catheral 1 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
I had no idea that America had any cathedrals built in this style
Do it for Momo 4 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
My bathroom is tiny, there is about an arm widths gap between the toilet and the wall, so yeah pretty much
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My girlfriend turned 30, so. 1 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
This makes it look like the girlfriend is in fact an elderly cat
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Floss too! 12 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
I said this recently on a similar post, u read some research that Americans generally have beautiful teeth cosmetically but their dental health is actually very low whereas British people have very good dental hygiene but generally their teeth aren't straightened/whitened/veneered as much as in America
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Good luck to this nice couple 14 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
It's only her hair that makes her look older because we're so unused to seeing grey hair on women until they are in their late 60s at least.
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I am asking for a friend? 6 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
More like "Having children will ruin your life, you won't be able to go out with your friends, you won't get a good job and you'll have no money", *10 years later* "Having children is so rewarding, when are you going to start a family?"
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Very cute yet unhelpful 8 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
I'm finding it difficult to determine the size of these things
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Airborne Infantry Land in Normandy (June 6th, 1944) 4 comments
mistoffelees · 5 years ago
There's a really good comic of this, I think it's been posted on here before but I'll do a repost if anyone wants to see it
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