How does it simultaneously look so like and completely not like Bruce Willis?

I had a body scrub that said something like "Use twice a week, or more often if you've ever been called 'Old Lizard Legs' by your friends"

I always see screencaps about LOTR, where are the actual videos?

Yes you'll let them do all that but I guarantee there'll be stuff they want to do that a lot of Gen X won't 'get' it is the inevitable endless cycle.

I've never even thought of NUT as nut because everyone says it as N-U-T, will read it as Nut every time now!

I did not come here to be called out like this

The way this is worded makes it sound like he was dead when he called

If someone could record themselves singing the lyrics of Far over the Misty Mountains Old to the tune of Country Roads take me Home and post it on here I'd really appreciate it

If you were born in the 80s you'll have lived in 5 different decades come 2020

I have felt this way about many big life decisions, university, jobs, houses, in the end I went to uni, changed jobs, bought a house, all ended up being good decisions which would have been even better if I'd done them earlier. Currently using this past experience to help work up the courage to commit to trying for a baby.

There's a horse...in the hospital!

A British couple decided to adopt a German baby. They raised him for years, however they began to get worried because he never spoke, going as far as to take him to therapy, which was fruitless. Then, when the child was 8 years old, he had a strudle, and said "This strudle is a little tepid."
His parents, of course shocked that he was suddenly speaking, asked: "Wolfgang, why have you never spoken before?", to which the child replied: "Up until now, everything had been satisfactory."