Mistoffelees

mistoffelees


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There's always that one kid 2 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
I always did my homework and if the teacher forgot I would wait until everyone else had left then hand it in
Do you even paint with all the colours of the wind? 8 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
The reveal section of a home makeover show-
Host- "Manny wanted a neutral palette for his living room. Lawrence has gone for a light grey on the walls and added a darker grey sofa and cuddle chair. He added black and white blankets and scatter cushions to make it extra cosy. Let's see how Manny likes it"
Manny the mantis shrimp is lead into the room with his eyes closed
Host- "Ok, open your eyes, what do you think?"
Manny- "Errrrmmm..... It's certainly all very bright"
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I feel it 7 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
That comment is doing nothing for your likeability
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That's not nearly enough 7 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
That's not enough times!
Cute ears 6 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
"It's much better to leave these kind of things to the lionesses!"
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Under a second on the sun? Surprise 9 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
I like the implication that if you have a spacesuit you could live longer on earth than if you don't
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Idiocracy 10 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
Dara O'Brien does a great standup bit on this, I'll post it
Feels great everyone! 5 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
How old is your kid? Joe Wicks is doing daily PE lessons on YouTube at 9am (BST) they then get left on YouTube as well so you don't have to watch live. They're fun enough for children to join in but hard enough to be a decent workout for adults.
Fish & chips 2 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
You can buy bags of Fish and Chips crisp type snacks in the UK that taste amazing
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Hand bent glass neon light - AkuAku - what do you Think? 6 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
Where can I buy this, husband would love it!
There is no legitimate state of israel 4 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
There's also no Old York or Old Jersey but there is a York and Jersey, all the New places were named after the originals.
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Predjama castle, Slovenia 4 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
I didn't leave enough time to go to the castle when I went :( the caves were awesome though
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I felt that 2 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
Am I the only one who enjoys that feeling, I know that once it's done I'll fall straight to sleep
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Get in me 5 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
I think these may just be 'high frequency words' that beginner readers are encouraged to learn by sight (rather than sounding out phonetically) to make their reading more fluent.
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How many of you had this in your childhood ? 7 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
These were great because you didn't need to download a special program to get your music onto them like with other MP3 players, I still have one somewhere
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2020 5 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
Yes, three times for the summer Olympics and two times for the winter Olympics, all due to war
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Let's go to hell together 4 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
Excuse my ignorance but I don't understand how people who have bodies like this 'work', where is half of their digestive system/kidneys etc?
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Yay sweden 3 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
In the UK you can follow your bloods journey on Google maps and find out which hospital it ends up at, a text when it gets used would be awesome.
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Squish that kijje 2 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
I highly recommend going to watch the whole video, it is very cute and informative
That's the type of sh*t I can do 6 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
That is some Terry Pratchett worthy simile work @mialinay
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Pilaf rice 13 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
Koi carp (carp carp)
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They called him a madman 2 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
Put the benches in place, then the bricks then the car. Don't try starting from the car down.
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I mean that's true 7 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
Gerard: Depardieu
Stay healthy 3 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
I thought they were unwrapped Starbursts at first glance
Kreativuty 5 comments
mistoffelees · 4 years ago
I always thought so, explains New South Wales in Australia as well
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