It looks like a generic windows background

This could easily be a Disney film

I'd like to clarify that most people in the UK don't think a 45 minute drive is a long way, many people would consider a long commute over an hour's drive, although I think that's partly because we know how terrible the roads are and an hour's journey can very easily become 2hrs+ if there is just slightly bad traffic. For a long journey I'd say that is more like anything over 5 hours. I think it's also significant how far you can actually get in any given amount of time in the UK, it takes me around 4 hours to drive to my parents' which is 170 miles away (due to the UK being very old and not built around the idea of going frequently from town to town because they were built when people still used horses as their main mode of transport) I imagine in many places in the US it would be much quicker to drive that far (although perhaps not?)
That's not to say that it isn't a small amount of time compared to the US but yeah, like @grimreaper said, I think that person just hates their dad.

Absolute Radio in the UK is a bit like this, there was one DJ who used to joke that Heart FM was "mum" radio, he got taken down a peg or two when someone messaged saying their teenage son thought Absolute was "dad" radio

It's obviously the man talking, if it was Death there'd be no speech marks and it would be in all capitals. Also, he had this sort of problem adapting when he first started work on the farm.

His little toesys!!

I saw a grumpy face first

I love all the memes with the rhymes in iambic pentameter, on Facebook I saw a guy diss a corporation for using the spelling pattern in one of their advert posts so I made one up about him, he reacted with an angry emoji