Folk band The Gruff Brothers

In Bradford-on-Avon, Wiltshire

Or read the book

My dad had the patience of a saint helping me with my maths homework, my teacher on the other hand was horrid, picked holes in the methods my dad taught me (even though I understood his and not hers) and made me cry. She's one of the reasons I wanted to be a teacher because I didn't want any children to feel the way she made me feel.

I drive past Lake Vyrnwy to get to my parents' this makes me want to add a stop off to see it

Are those walruses her parents?

The best bit of this article was the zookeeper saying he hopes they'll break the habit within the colonies he's now placed them with but went on to say "If I end up with 250 swearing birds I don't know what I'm going to do"

I've said it before on a post similar to this, the book Fearney talks about this kind of thing, it's a very odd read but has stayed with me

So if you really want to bring all the boys to the yard dig a hole?

Credit: WholesomeNsuch Art

I read of a parent who told their child that the bin men wanted some art work to brighten up the lorry and maybe they could "donate" some of their paintings by putting them in the recycling!

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Centaurs are more like half man and three-quarters horse if you think about it

This bunny looks like what the Death of Rats would ride, majestic but also ominous.

Q. Who cooks rice like this??
A. British people who don't know how to cook rice.
This is how my parents used to cook rice, no rinsing before, boil it, drain then rinse.

This is so accurate, but I've also been told I "look like a princess" if I've worn a maxi skirt so easy come, easy go!

Originally Queensland And Northern Territories Aerial Services, now known just by the acronym (if anyone was interested)