I don't get the last picture, is it a play on the word Fawkes because that doesn't sound anything like fox the way I say it or am I missing something?

Your clothes get caught on the handle of every door you walk through

Piers Morgan spectacularly missing the point once again

Just my opinion but- Toxic femininity is seen in women who distance themselves from women as a group because they hold the same beliefs as toxic men.
It's the women who explain their inability to complete a task typically considered masculine purely on the fact they're a woman.
Also women who put other women down in a way that men who did the same would be called out on.
Whilst individuals should be aware of their own behaviour it should be noted that just like toxic masculinity this is often because we have been socialised to believe women are lesser than men in some way.

How does he know it's the last ever time, is he not going to attempt it anymore?

So I watched a TV program recently that talked about how rationing lasted for 9 years after the end of the second world war.
I looked up why and it was partly because America stopped exporting food to us when we voted in a Labour government and partly because we were helping to feed all the countries in Europe who had been occupied and starved by the Nazi regime. People in the Netherlands had been surviving by eating grass and pets.
So it kind of puts in to context why we have the reputation for having rubbish cuisine, we had no ingredients to cook with for nearly 15 years.

As per the last time I pointed a bird out to you...

I've seen this several times and will never pass a chance to read it again!

My mum bought me a wooden plaque to hang in my house that says "My house isn't messy, it's just that everything is on display for your viewing pleasure, like a museum"

This is so inaccurate, need to replace "in public" with "in your face"

How steep is that slide?!

As you get older it's (.) (.) Unless you get surgery then it's ( ° ) ( ° )

I'm here live, I'm not a potato

This is now done by lots of councils, the best one I've seen is Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-slip Machiney