That is why wedding albums are so expensive. It's not just because the memories of that day are collected in one book. It's because photographers like this go to those great lengths to make those memories even more beautiful than anyone can remember!

It's been about ten months now. I did have a couple of cigarettes, but I still haven't bought a pack, or killed anyone yet. I think I'm over the hump now.

Wow

That escalated quickly.

Here's the link: http://www.theonion.com/

Until someone comes crashing through the door!
And why doesn't he have matching socks?

"There's a signpost ahead...You've just entered into...The Twilight Zone!"
I loved that show! And the spinoff "Tales From the Darkside!"

IKR. It seems so long ago!

That could never happen here. As long as we're separated but connected by internet, we're all fine. But if we all met IRL, we'd probably wring each other's throats!

^*Mongols

Oh, okay. It's a fanfiction reference. Now I get it. Another thank you, guest. You are most helpful, unlike some other guests who criticize everyone who doesn't understand everything in the world or doesn't support their opinion on things.

I still don't understand.