I just figured out that the boy I have a crush on from school is on funsubstance... .-.

I'd be terrified

Depends does he know who you are?

Is it me

RUUUNN

and your name is partyboob.
I'm sorry I've done this to you.

You can narrow it down

I need to know who it is and where this is happening so I can enjoy this fear slowly eating up every user until the boy cracks under pressure.

Let the paranoia games begin

At first I wondered if it could be me. Then I remembered I'm a homeschooled girl.

It's me we're in love now marry me

It's obviously me I mean psh

Quick valentines day is coming

I can only hope that I am the one.

Ilove how every boy is hoping that it is him but you're still nervous to tell

Talk to your crush partyboob. I believe in you.

Be a boss partyboob. Do it.

Start narrowing it down. Ask everyone what their age is. For instance, I'm 25. I know I'm not the guy. Then ask other questions that slowly narrow down your options.

Can you atleast tell us what continent ?

partyboob....iknow its scary talking to your crush...maybe ask a friend to ask him if he knows it and what his username is?? thats what i would do ;-; i hope i helped

Hope you find out who it is! Good luck! :D

*strokes invisible beard while considering candidates*

To: partyboob
"Not talking to your crush is NOT party."
-Andrew W.K.

Good luck partyboob :D

At first I'm just sitting here reading the comments and laughing to myself, not even considering that it might me be me, but then I realize I'm a high schooler in the USA and FS is the only meme site not blocked on our school computers....
Quick, check my selfies and see if it's me!

Everyone yell "Peanut Butter" at lunch so everyone can tell who's on the site

*prepares for motivational speech*
partyboob- the star behind your name is there for a reason. You've earned it - now go and conquer your fear! Don't be afraid, be a proud funsubstancener! We stand behind you, whatever happens.
Be a role model for us all and show us that your star doesn't only represent your sense of humor but also courage, passion & commitment! You can do it!
WE BELIEVE IN YOU

I dare you to post his name.

All the lonely boys on fs be hoping
also inb4 hes a guest

That's a lovley lovestory!! :D *freakign out because it so cute*

May the odds be ever in your favor

I don't know who you are. But I have a special set of skills. I will learn who you are, I will find you,...

fs uniting to find a crush...i might cry

I didn't think people would care this much. >.< This escalated way more than I thought it ever would. You guys are all so sweet. <3

I didn't come up with the idea, but the funsubster comics (you've probs seen the post) has to be about this!!

i really love this

Ok its been two weeks hows the search going?

I have to know how this story ended... partyboob, ever find your guy?