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He's Everywhere 12 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
You trying to say that there's a Cumberbun in the oven?
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uhhh okay 43 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Stupid is as stupid does!
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Marriage is like a deck of cards 2 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
And then you come up with the Joker!
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Terrible patience comp 24 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Duct tape works even better when you tie-wrap the wrists!
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as sunlight is to vampires, spelling is to me 5 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Just because your family comes from Mexico doesn't automatically mean you know Spanish. A Latina friend of mine didn't even know what a quesadilla was!
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Please, end me 4 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Driving in rush hour traffic like
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Cooking with maths 5 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Don't be obtuse!
Of course. 6 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
"Nothing, what's a motto with you?"
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Makes me speechless 7 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
How is a fish's backpack burning underwater?
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A day at the office 10 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
"Do you have any rowing experience?"
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Friendly reminder that THIS IS FREDDIE FROM ICARLY 18 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Just what were you "feeling?"
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Daily dose of knowledge 34 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
That's not the only reason it's wrong!
There are still good people in this world 5 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
"Don't bother looking in the trunk. Your spare tire and jumper cables are also gone!
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A very rare occurrence, but still frustrating 7 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
If you think what you said was funny, nothing else matters. who cares what other people think? Does it really matter what they think? No!
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"i do what i please" 24 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Are you talking about research reasons?
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Birds can be f*cking terrifying 8 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
I'd really scream if the bird got on the bike and started chasing me with it!
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If I won $25,000 7 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
"Worst cooks in America"
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There are some nostalgic flyers buried in there 11 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
If you have to ask, you're not man enough to fill it!
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Hands are weird 8 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
What's really sad is when the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing!
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This is never okay 3 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Trash the trash with a trash can!
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I'd be scared of my own tiny satan too 8 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
Rosemary, wake up! Your baby's crying again!
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Don't move, you're my b*tch now. 4 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
He might as well tap out now,while he is still conscious.
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This is so freaking cute 16 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
This is so warm and fuzzy that I'm breaking into a sweat!
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So much pressure 8 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
There are still people that actually use real cash nowadays? I thought most people use debit cards/gift cards.
Sometimes I worry for the world 33 comments
monzerra1 · 9 years ago
If she's one of our future leaders, we're all screwed!
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