He's Everywhere 12 comments
monzerra1
· 9 years ago
You trying to say that there's a Cumberbun in the oven?
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Marriage is like a deck of cards 2 comments
Terrible patience comp 24 comments
as sunlight is to vampires, spelling is to me 5 comments
monzerra1
· 9 years ago
Just because your family comes from Mexico doesn't automatically mean you know Spanish. A Latina friend of mine didn't even know what a quesadilla was!
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Of course. 6 comments
Makes me speechless 7 comments
There are still good people in this world 5 comments
monzerra1
· 9 years ago
"Don't bother looking in the trunk. Your spare tire and jumper cables are also gone!
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A very rare occurrence, but still frustrating 7 comments
monzerra1
· 9 years ago
If you think what you said was funny, nothing else matters. who cares what other people think? Does it really matter what they think? No!
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Birds can be f*cking terrifying 8 comments
monzerra1
· 9 years ago
I'd really scream if the bird got on the bike and started chasing me with it!
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There are some nostalgic flyers buried in there 11 comments
Hands are weird 8 comments
monzerra1
· 9 years ago
What's really sad is when the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing!
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I'd be scared of my own tiny satan too 8 comments
Don't move, you're my b*tch now. 4 comments
This is so freaking cute 16 comments
So much pressure 8 comments
monzerra1
· 9 years ago
There are still people that actually use real cash nowadays? I thought most people use debit cards/gift cards.
Sometimes I worry for the world 33 comments