Hands are weird

I'm ambidextrous

[Ambidextrous people laugh collectively]

So me on one hand and my brother on the other

Nature is so amazing that we even have hands.. this amazing Swiss army knife of an appendage...one primary and one back-up. You know...in case sh*t gets real.

This is why being ambidextrous is fucking awesome.

What's really sad is when the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing!

the left one is like "nope!"