I'm just curious how they would regulate cow farts? Would they have agents assigned to every cow counting each fart? If a farmer's cows go over 1,000 farts per month, will the farmer get a fine or penalty tax?

Well played.

^than-sorry, I had to do it. It severely irritated me!

Gotta prioritize properly!

Cool! I'll bring a bottle of champagne and a case of tequila!

rycckuu has been promoted to Captain! Captain Obvious!

Mind if I attend? I can be an usher!

Once every 3 months. That sounds pretty regular to me.

SORRY, BUT I'M JUST NOT PART OF THAT FANDOM, AND NO, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN TWILIGHT EITHER! JUST PREFER DIFFERENT STYLES OF LITERATURE. I'M ALSO OVER FORTY, SO THAT WOULD PROBABLY EXPLAIN A WHOLE LOT.

I'm not kitten around! Shut up!

If he didn't know how to fly at that point, that would be a good time to be a fast learner.

Well, if you read it on the internet, you know it has to be true.

IM SORRY, BUT WHO ARE FRED AND GEORGE?

I think they've been into them for a while, but they just got around to posting on-line.