I thought it went, "No. Don't. Come. Back."

Gavin's getting pissed!

I thnk it fnny AF, IMHO. And no, I'm not calling you a hoe.

*sees anger intensify, backs away slowly*

I do understand your point. But it also reminded me of how old I am. Thank you, I think.

Found the rocket scientist! Props to you, smitty!

Listen to frostbite! You'd be better off staying out of their argument!

Hot damn! Looks like bubblebut's gonna make some pudding!

That phone is not that old. It's still a cordless home phone. I still have a corded single-line touchtone phone from the 70's that still works.

Couldn't be wine. It's illegal to sell alcohlic beverages in a vending machine.

SOME OF US BUILT COMPUTERS BEFORE THE INTERNET WAS COOL! OH GOD! DID I JUST CONFESS TO BEING A HIPSTER? SOMEBODY SHOOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe it is , and she doesn't want to reveal.....

Or out of another orifice!

Well, it looks like Woodcock!

BRING IT! WE'VE GOT EXPERIENCE, CYNICISM AND SARCASM ON OUR SIDE!