C rivers 20 comments
moondark87 · 9 years ago
You're an idiot! "You are literally too stupid to insult!"
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Squid 7 comments
moondark87 · 9 years ago
word
The look of concern 5 comments
moondark87 · 9 years ago
Timmy's about to get his first DWI....all on his 4th birthday. Yes yes this is Ron's son. hahaha
My response when people ask why I don't want a tattoo 18 comments
moondark87 · 9 years ago
If you think this way then there is no way you're a Lambo!
It's just in our nature 20 comments
moondark87 · 9 years ago
IDK this may be true. But people have died/killed in the name of God more than any other reason.
She had a dream 7 comments
moondark87 · 9 years ago
FUCK YOU. And you are a dumb ass. As dumb as the chicks that get mad at their boyfriends for their dreams. There is nothing in there that implies ANY type of stereotype you dumb fuck. Just because they WENT to Colombia doesn't mean the guy IS Colombian. "You're literally too dumb to insult!" You're Ass-U-Me-ing.
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They are evolving 16 comments
moondark87 · 9 years ago
This is the thing. All the physical attributes that guys give girls shit about there is a "fix" for. You can't fix it if your short or "short". I'm 5'6" 8" girls have no IDEA.
"What's your brother's name again Jerry? 3 comments
moondark87 · 9 years ago
uh those are 2 completely different ppl. You're a liar
Burn baby, burn 8 comments
moondark87 · 9 years ago
Think how many kids had to catch fire for them to incorporate this into out curriculum
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The Ultimate Insult Creator 52 comments
moondark87 · 9 years ago
Slimy Shart knob hahahaha
She had a dream 7 comments
moondark87 · 9 years ago
I fuckin hate this shit. My girl has a dream about me cheating on her or something and the next couple days I'm in the dog house .....and she can't even remember why!!! WTF i can't control what you dream about you psycho.
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Signed, an idiot 70 comments
moondark87 · 9 years ago
There's a few problems with this picture. Shadows going weird ways, flag is flying the wrong direction and the fact that there is a moon in the background isn't necessarily an issue. We do have more than one moon in our solar system. Hell saturn has 53 known moons plus nine more waiting for confirmation.
Every parent goes trough something like this 7 comments
moondark87 · 9 years ago
Every damn time! Why do all kids aim regurgitation at their dads?!
What would you do 62 comments
moondark87 · 9 years ago
This is a repeat. There's another one that says throw down a bottle of Midol and a tampon or something like that.
The truth behind Monster Energy Drink 8 comments
moondark87 · 9 years ago
Uh...I work for coke who "bottles" and produces and owns Monster. That means I work for the Devil. SWEEET! I always thought that that ladies mom was the devil for having her. Guess I was wrong. hahahaha
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The most versatile word 11 comments
moondark87 · 9 years ago
Thanks for the repeat of the words from Bobby Knight
Marvel shits on DC. Always has, always will 24 comments
moondark87 · 9 years ago
One word Superman.
Broken glass illusion 11 comments
moondark87 · 9 years ago
Ya where's the reflection of the finger and thumb. This is definitely a photoshop.
The Rock looking more like The Pebble 8 comments
moondark87 · 9 years ago
That's one tall dude to be able to dwarf Dwayne. Sun Mingming at 7'9"
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Can you see the difference? 10 comments
moondark87 · 10 years ago
Bawhahahah Silly ants. Follow and believe what you want. I can out hack your PC anyday with my PowerMac. Not even an intel and I can out do anything you can. I have customized and upgraded all I've needed to. That's the sad truth about PCs. People need ALL that customizability to be appealing and worth buying. My Mac just works. NO issues no bugs. No Windows Updates that crash my machine every 3 months. And a dual boot linux partition. Or I can install ANY operating system and have my mac and the other OS working intuitively with eachother. Giving my Mac the ability to run ANY program known to man. Anything from an AS400 to Kali linux, to windows, to Unix. I can edit my kernel, overclock my CPU or buffer overflow my memory if I so choose.
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If you know her comedy you know she'd laugh 26 comments
moondark87 · 10 years ago
RIP Joan Rivers? That's a stretch. hahaha
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Not cool, mom 11 comments
moondark87 · 10 years ago
put a bottle liner into it
Painting of a painting 7 comments
moondark87 · 10 years ago
a painting of a painting, painting a painting
This has to be the best church sign I've ever seen 5 comments
moondark87 · 10 years ago
All this coming from a baptist sign. Probably in "bible belt" USA.
Things that you can't afford 14 comments
moondark87 · 10 years ago
That's a 25000 shit that you just took!