Why I say fat/cow/heifer. Works on some guys too.

"I haz gud englesh speeks. I iz n luvz wit her bobs"

Why does this make me happy to watch? haha. And who TF presses X during a race.

Now we know where to find him. Hahaha

Looks like he got his good side

Christian is an oxymoron by itself.

Feels right to the Heart? Because that didn't work out so well for Steve

Still have one of these. Gave it to my kid to play with. haha

If you don't want to get attacked for you personal beliefs stop posting and trying to push them on people on social media.

Talk about freezing under pressure.

These are Mennonites, the Amish would have never been caught dead playing baseball. Much less let you take a picture.

Uh...isn't this kind of ass backward? The 90 Coupe came before the larger Coupe

What's eating Gilbert Grape? Shit now I feel Old AF!

Its for all those "wicked witch of the west" moments.

More proof that swedes are ninnies. Real men would have just worn fuckin shorts with a huge IDGAF to their boss. What are they going to do? Fire the whole team of men?!

"Ah fuck.....Chin smiled."

For the love of all thats unholy. Frankenstein was the Dr's/Mad Scientist's name.

I'm pretty sure he's trying to eat the flag. It probably looks like neopolitan candy to him

If the order machine is just an order machine then who cooks the food? If the order machine could cook as well you would need a PERSON to stock and maintenance it. If you had a machine that stocked and maintenanced it you would need a person to upkeep that machine. It goes on and on like that. No Matter how smart machines become they will NEVER be Skynet. Nice try though.

I don't get why People were surprised nor pissed about Batman v Superman.

I would be much more proud of my son if he shot me through the heart. #trueaim #deadshot #deadon

Obviously you still live with your siblings. When you all move out it slightly changes to Call me when there's a body to hide. Otherwise don't bother calling. haha