By the power of hatesquawk!

Death and taxes are the only certainties in life.

This is the basis for all organized religions

Tripod

THUNDERCATS HOOOOO!

The person running what looks like a DJ turntable put mouse traps around the inner lip of the table and said dont touch. Someone obviously didnt get and/or listen to the memo

I'm not even mad. He had the bawlz to say some shit in person and it's a solid burn.

Hate to be the one to tell you this but it's all fake. Hahaha

TRS80 mean anything to anyone?

The dyke diver award

At this point we're just splitting pears

The elusive Cracked-book Pro

Nothing in the rhyme actually says it's an egg

I'm subscribing to HBO now. Haha

Fun fact there is a core metal band called okilly dokilly. An homage to ned Flanders. They play heavy Nedal

ass-clamation

I don't get Canadian's hatred for Americans. They are part of North America.

I'm setting a reminder right now

I dont want athletes foot on my dick...........again. you know, because, I say fuck em both.

Blumpkins for everyone?