Why did I just read this with a posh, high pitched English accent?!

Unless you wanna live in a van down by the river!

That was Hunger Trek. Duh

????‍????‍????‍use cream/you scream

Sad thing is she can shoot and aim a bow better with her toes balanced on some crutches than some people with a scope????????????????????‍

Spoiler alert: that father is dead now

I laughed waaay too hard at that

They have captured the essence if the good girl doggo. She is pleased with your offering. Just once I want a thriller movie to have a dog picture come to life and it does like kind helpful things. Everyone wakes up in the morning to find the newspaper and beer all set out for them. Slippers by their beds and whatnot. Instead of people getting murdered in their sleep.

Haha. U.S. is one of the few, if not only countries to refrigerate butter. So superfluous

Shit'll get your ass high!

I mean they weren't wrong.

Your mother was a snowblower

You didnt have to put garbage bin at the end

"Your words cut deeper than I knife"

Otterly amazing

I laughed entirely too hard at this picture.

Thats not irony thats hypocrisy. CMON keep up

And this is how I want FaceBook vegans to die.

"There are known unknowns and unknown unknowns. It's an unknown unknown"

By the power of hatesquawk!

Death and taxes are the only certainties in life.

This is the basis for all organized religions

Tripod