"I was just driving down the road and it hit me!" Hate to see what the inspiration looked like for the sequels.

Karen knew where the D was at somepoint. She has a daughter.

The "joogle" knows all. The "joogle" is our master. The "joogle" chooses who will go and who will stay.

Haha. That's cute. They actually think a pothead is going to read that. AFTER noticing it.

We let our idiots roam free. SMH

This bumbles the mine. How could someone have so many mistakes in a rat about illegitimacy.

Ey....I resemble this comment! Just because out minds are in the gutter doesn't make ITs home the sewer......

"Facts according to Coolio"

Flo for bowl movement tracking.

Why is there an extra "r"?

Violates "Hippo" haha. Now who's violating the Hippo, Paul?!

Let's face it. Most women characters outmatch their male counter parts. Think this is indicative of life. Women just tend to be better at alot of shit. Yall ever tried to play tekken through with a male character. girl with skimpy cloths and Japanese fans will kick your ass 72/73 times.

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running?

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti"

That could have taken whole new meaning without the comma.

Why did I just read this with a posh, high pitched English accent?!

Unless you wanna live in a van down by the river!

That was Hunger Trek. Duh