Easy. 7 minutes in heaven. She said "I'm not kissing you but none will believe you if you say I saw...it." 15 seconds later she comes out professing undying love for him.

High frame slow motion is a beautiful thing. Especially when two roses clash together

Are they sure she didn't eat it? It looks like it's stuck in her neck.

Birthing hips

It took me longer than I care to admit that the dog is wearing a cone and it wasnt circled in the pic to prove it was the mama doggo.

0387830001 is busy making R2D2 sounds and wondering wtf is going on

Ohhh I cannot fucking wait. I don't think I blinked during the 2 hr documentary.

No. He just lost his hamburger and made a sign so people could help him find it.

I bet their wardrobe costs more than a 2 bedroom house.

Wow. Talk about fate

*dirty thoughts dirty thoughts"

People are truly batshit crazy before they eat. Sometimes the crazy just sticks around and that's your sign to pull the chute and get the hell out of there. I saw stuff like this all the time when I served tables.