@parisqueen you had many cool points but they just shot through the roof haha

Why not both? ;)

But but...just imagine all the activities in the bedroom, or the kitchen, or the chan8ng room at Wal-Mart ;)

That last terd he made had me crying haha

It's like that video of the mom that lifted a 2 ton car off her child to save it. It's crazy what the power of love can make the physical body do.

Right?? I would wife her in a heartbeat.

Trying best to bring a little happiness :)

Like Dwight Shrewt. He has the strength of a grown man and a tiny baby.

Fried duck from a good Chinease restaurant is INCREDIBLE. I don't even like dark meat either.

That's the look of a guy who has seen some shit and has PTSD. When I went to EMT school and pulled 24 shifts in the hospital, I didn't look like this. I could barely keep my eyes open....

@liquide lmao I just watched the full special. One of best stand ups I've ever seen!!

Downvoted for making an observation? Then not debating it? Cool bro.

Ohhh. This color is really cool.

"I'm on the road a lot so I rent a lot of rental cars so I never know what's going on with them. Once I was driving down the road for like 10 miles with the emergency brake on, which doesn't say a lot about the emergency brake. It's more like a make the car smell funny lever" Yeah man it's like 45 minutes of nothing but epic one-liners hahaha.

Man I miss him. "I eat rice when I want 2,000 of something."