It's a joke, not a dick. Dont take it so hard.

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your head

We do! We love eachother verrryyy much.

He said "hahahaba totally you"
I think he wants to date me.
but i could be wrong idk

Yeah but chicken of the sea is like canned tuna and salmon. Chicken noodle soup is.. chicken..

It's only private because we have sexualized them and said they are bad.

Hahahahah well at least you understood it.

Your BEAR HANDS. DO YOU HAVE CLAWS TOO??

Well the stubborness is on my part. And no, They're not excessive flaws

Yeah i noticed. Im not against gay marriage or anti-gay, but i personally dont agree with their lifestyle. But, honestly, who am i to tell someone they can't marry and live their own life? I just personally don't think it's natural and it's technically a sin if we're going off the bible. Again, personal opinion here and I'm not judging anybody nor do I judge anyonr for personal preferences.

Sigh

Okay guest, people like you piss me off. Let us believe what we want. We have faith in what we believe and you're not going to shake that with a few comments on the internet. We're not hurting you with our beliefs and we have no obligation to answer our reasoning to you. So we believe in something that aounds crazy to you. Cool. Congrats. Get over it. Move on and stop trying to ruin peoples' faith in something just because it doesn't make sense to you.

Pretty serious

Miracles happen every day. You just have to open your eyes and see them.

Hey i work at subway

The point is not that it isn't funny. It's rude. This affected real people and it was a real tragedy, and you're making fun of someone because their horrified face looks silly to you.

LOL so funny that he was horrified at a terrorist attack. Haha my face would never look as horrified as that