Following the first month of a long eared cat

Shhh theyre all the same, dear

They ask have individual souls and are conscious parts of our planet!

I mean... Uh...
Fine mom! * whips out iPhone and texts my adolescent friends ungratefully*

*shoves rabbit in your face* ungrateful butt head

Hahaha idk why but that's so funny to me. Laughing my butt off

If I can make people laugh, that's all that matters- k wait sorta
*throws a fluff ball at you* butato

*said in a fatherly voice* now listen here you little shit, you're gonna except that the one you want is dead and you're gonna like the other one. *pulls giant cigar from mouth*

D'X

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM YOU JUST *POOOF* APPEARED.. ARE YOU MAGIIIIC?

But dad dammit. I want that cat bunny now *kicks over table in a fit of rage*

I'm the child you barely notice..

CW that one did it. I'm laughing so hard right now I swear that is some funny stuff

RANDOM CHILL AND FATHERS SO SUDDENLY

I'M NOT RANDOM YOU HAD ME

ARE...ARE YOU SURE?

Yes. =~=

Whoops guess I'm that forgetful sorry

It's fine...

Should...should I buy you like.. an animal or somethin?

Can I has a puppy? *-*

Yis *throws a husky at you*

:DD Yays!

Now you must... feed it n stuff

Totally :3

DONT LET IT DIE

I WONT I PROMISE

THAT'S WHAT YOUR BROTHER... SISTER? SAID N THEIR STUFFFFF DIIIEEEDDDDD

SISTER? What kind of mom are you?! It only died because YOU got hungry!

Now now everyone, let's calm down and focus on what's important: feeding the husky the delicious looking stew from above

YOU KILLED THE BUNNY D:

WHAT?

YOU AND DAD KILLED IT AND MADE IT INTO STEW

I DID NO SUCH THING *HIDE FOOD*

;-; Then what's for dinner..?

UhhhHHHH CHICKEN?

Yeah mom.... What's for dinner...

I don't know about you, but for me, mom's dinner ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

MOMS THE BUNNY! OH GOD WHY!

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ಠ_ಠ

No, I mean I'm actually eating mom

Wait...
So you mean, like

Yes. I'm a cannibal *noms on human arm*

Welp, I'm moving out.

Wait! There's a secret you must know about

I was gone like 10 minutes what

What secret?
Welcome back mom

*leans in closer* sometimes I use your tears as salt in our meals

Husband why

........
inspiration you comin' with me?

Because tears are delicious

DO NOT LEAVE ME WITH YOUR FATHER

You're free to come, dad's being weird

Dad is weird

Yes. Now where was I? Oh yeah *continues to eat arm*

But why

.-. Dad pls

Run before he gets you

It's too late for your mother *eats leg*

MooommmMMMMMEEHHHH D':

Whoops

* wakes up violently*
I'M MOVING OUT TOO

LET'S GO INSPIRATION

*kicks door. Doesn't break so meekly opens the door knob, grabs kass' hand and storms out*

* storms out with you*

I don't need help or anythin thankz

Oh here, I'll help you *eats other leg* once I'm done with her you guys are next

I NEEDED THAT HUSBAND WHY

D:

YOU LEFT MEEEEE

I'M SORRY MAMA
I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOUUUU

EUGH

*anxiously petting my bunny*

Run before they eat it

*hops away like bunny*

Well ding dong damn son

(I'm using that)
I'm sorry mommy! * hopes away with Inspiration *

Well, if there's one thing that came out of this, is I get to make cooked dalmatian for dinner *picks up husky*

I BOUGHT THAT WHY

*karate chops dog out of hands and uses the force to choke you*
I'm sorry dad!:'(

Ohmy

*takes bunny and husky and disappears*

YOU LEFT ME

*Appears. Grabs you too. Disappears*

YASS

*dies*

My DOOOOGG ToT

Wut

He killed my husky..

I thought they saved it well crap

*sniffles*

*shoves a puppy in your face* here

:D

Don't let dad get to it, if he's alive..

* holds puppy close* Got it

*pat pat* good child

^^