AND f*ck THAT SHRUB SPECIFICALLY 2 comments
moriartly
· 8 years ago
fucking stairs, why are there so many fucking stairs??? also why the fuck does the front door not shut properly?? fuck this shit. - witch
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Two types of people 2 comments
They somehow got this switched up 4 comments
Is that not what it means? 9 comments
moriartly
· 8 years ago
i think sad thoughts you lil shits are the centre of everything goddammit. also you have funny accents and are ridiculously scared of wildlife.
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Dadding lvl100 6 comments
Does any body know HOW TO COOK A F**KING PARROT! 21 comments
moriartly
· 8 years ago
why the fuck do people still keep cockatoos? every single aussie knows those things are incarnates of the devil. they will fuck you shit up. theres no stopping those bastards.
Three bear cubs hiding from their mother 1 comments
moriartly
· 8 years ago
they aren't hiding. mama bears chase their babies up trees to protect and defend them when they see a threat.
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I thought this only happened in the movies 7 comments
Maybe it is time 15 comments
