moriartly

moriartly


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AND f*ck THAT SHRUB SPECIFICALLY 2 comments
moriartly · 5 years ago
fucking stairs, why are there so many fucking stairs??? also why the fuck does the front door not shut properly?? fuck this shit. - witch
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Why the f*ck you lying? 10 comments
moriartly · 5 years ago
when you didn't study...
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Two types of people 2 comments
moriartly · 5 years ago
when tumblr can no longer recycle their responses...
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Aw hell naw mothaf*cka 9 comments
moriartly · 5 years ago
that's a nice story
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They somehow got this switched up 4 comments
moriartly · 5 years ago
apple, you have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me. - steve jobs
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Covering their beards in glitter to celebrate the holidays 29 comments
moriartly · 5 years ago
finally a fashion trend i can really support.
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Hard work 11 comments
moriartly · 5 years ago
florida man strikes again
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Is that not what it means? 9 comments
moriartly · 5 years ago
i think sad thoughts you lil shits are the centre of everything goddammit. also you have funny accents and are ridiculously scared of wildlife.
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Dadding lvl100 6 comments
moriartly · 5 years ago
there are no jokes here. what did you think this was? funsubstance?
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Does any body know HOW TO COOK A F**KING PARROT! 21 comments
moriartly · 5 years ago
why the fuck do people still keep cockatoos? every single aussie knows those things are incarnates of the devil. they will fuck you shit up. theres no stopping those bastards.
Three bear cubs hiding from their mother 1 comments
moriartly · 5 years ago
they aren't hiding. mama bears chase their babies up trees to protect and defend them when they see a threat.
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He nailed the whole thing 7 comments
moriartly · 5 years ago
he looks like a sim
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I thought this only happened in the movies 7 comments
moriartly · 5 years ago
black widow is that you???
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As a kid 17 comments
moriartly · 5 years ago
The reality of Australia..
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Maybe it is time 15 comments
moriartly · 5 years ago
Yeah, I mean that worked really well last time..