Mr_PigeonWizard

mr_pigeonwizard


Norwegian hobby photographer
Finisher of cutoff titles
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Lemonade stand 1 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 22 minutes ago
Got any grapes?
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Vennligst la bilen være i fred, veiviser 4 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 20 hours ago
Oh, of course, that makes sense, the right word would be 'trollmann', other than that it's good
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"Vennligst la bilen min være i fred, trollmann", is the sentence you were looking for
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Vennligst la bilen være i fred, veiviser 4 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 22 hours ago
Please leave the car alone, guide?
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Fly like the wind, bullseye! 10 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 2 days ago
The sweet relief after being constipated
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Fly like the wind, bullseye! 10 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 2 days ago
Boogie Wonderland in my ass
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Telling toddlers they won't dump their dinner on the floor 6 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 2 days ago
Can confirm, it's what toddlers do, and they're good at it
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Guess the country... 2 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 days ago
Is a dead giveaway Blyat
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Look who I found on a walk today 16 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 4 days ago
Yes hi, sorry, sometimes real life gets in the way of the fun stuffs
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Pfizer monthly subscription coming soon to a government near you 5 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 5 days ago
It does, I was beginning to think that this was the end
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Pfizer monthly subscription coming soon to a government near you 5 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 5 days ago
Oh hey, new content, nice
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Schrödinger's tests his paradox of quantum superposition 2 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 1 week ago
All I see is Schrödinger's @catfluff
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Gerald Ford's actions would doom his tenure as manager of the Dunder Mifflin branch in 2 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 1 week ago
Gerald Ford's actions would doom his tenure as manager of the Dunder Mifflin branch in Scranton.
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(TITLE FROM REDDIT r/HistoryMemes)
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You got any games on your phone? 6 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 1 week ago
Ooh, that's right, you made a game, gotta try it then
Have a good day or pew 3 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 1 week ago
Pew please
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well...thanks I guess 4 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 1 week ago
Oh no, you went into the one corner the va-coom doesn't reach D:
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*flaps wings to remove the dust*
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nice 2 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 1 week ago
Nice
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Snekking into heaven 19 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 1 week ago
No need to sneak, just slytherin
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Holdin' toe beans 3 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 1 week ago
@catfluff, toe beans :3
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Spam not ham. 2 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 1 week ago
Yeah, I reported a couple of these ad bots too, one is gone
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Tapping the other shoulder 7 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 1 week ago
This is why I always turn the opposite way, also this joke has existed since the dawn of human kind
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Ah yes, remain perfectly calm as floating wheels covered with eyes and multiple pairs of 4 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 1 week ago
Ah yes, remain perfectly calm as floating wheels covered with eyes and multiple pairs of wings descend towards you.
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(TITLE FROM REDDIT r/HistoryMemes, xposted to r/mythologymemes)
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My wife recently booked us a pirate room to celebrate our anniversary…let’s hear 5 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 2 weeks ago
My wife recently booked us a pirate room to celebrate our anniversary…let’s hear those one liners.
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(TITLE FROM REDDIT r/funny)
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The pigeon chooses the Wizard. It is not always clear why 4 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 2 weeks ago
You're right, it isn't always clear why, but in most cases the pigeon chooses the one with the kind face (yes they can distinguish one from another), in this case however, it is clear, this man does have a kind face, and he proved that he is kind by not shooing the bird away, AND providing it with food.
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mr_pigeonwizard · 2 weeks ago
Yup!
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