mr_pigeonwizard
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Slattenlangpat/“saggy-long-tit” (Danish folklore) 7 comments
mr_pigeonwizard
· 2 years ago
Got one for ya, @snowbeast
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Slattenlangpat/“saggy-long-tit” (Danish folklore) 7 comments
mr_pigeonwizard
· 2 years ago
The legendary figure slattenlangpat is supposed to have symbolized fertility, her long breasts bearing evidence to all the children she had given birth to and nourished. Another legend tells us that her breasts were so long so that she could breastfeed her fish-children under the water. Slattenlangpat is therefore also associated with water and considered a water goddess, in particular according to certain archaeologists, in the Danish region of Zealand.
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Slattenlangpat/“saggy-long-tit” (Danish folklore) 7 comments
mr_pigeonwizard
· 2 years ago
Slattenpatten or slattenlangpat (literally “flaccid-titties” or “saggy-long-tit”, but in Danish it rhymes) is a female creature in Danish folklore.
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The beast is also referred to as an “ellekone” (elf-woman), but unlike an “ellepige” (elf-girls or wood nymphs), which are generally described as very beautiful, Slattenpatten is characterized by having extremely long breasts. Similar to the dangerous "ellepiger" who stole the souls of men by way of their sheer beauty, "slattenlangpat" also was a haunting woman. The legend goes that Kong Volmer chased and shot her every night, only to see her return the next morning
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The breasts hang "all the way to the knee area", and they can be thrown over the shoulder so a child can feed, even if it's carried on her back. In situations where Slattenpatten is chased, she simply throws her breasts over her shoulders so they are not in the way when she has to run
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The beast is also referred to as an “ellekone” (elf-woman), but unlike an “ellepige” (elf-girls or wood nymphs), which are generally described as very beautiful, Slattenpatten is characterized by having extremely long breasts. Similar to the dangerous "ellepiger" who stole the souls of men by way of their sheer beauty, "slattenlangpat" also was a haunting woman. The legend goes that Kong Volmer chased and shot her every night, only to see her return the next morning
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The breasts hang "all the way to the knee area", and they can be thrown over the shoulder so a child can feed, even if it's carried on her back. In situations where Slattenpatten is chased, she simply throws her breasts over her shoulders so they are not in the way when she has to run
Well-man [MythologicalSubstance] 8 comments
When your girlfriend loves cats as much as you do 5 comments
mr_pigeonwizard
· 2 years ago
I'd say this is a ballsy statement, even for a cat, but we still do not the cat unless consent
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Brace yourselves 3 comments
I put a spell on you predictive text game 51 comments
Dwight D Eisenhower scolding several Airborne Rangers for wearing blackface on Halloween 2 comments
mr_pigeonwizard
· 2 years ago
Dwight D Eisenhower scolding several Airborne Rangers for wearing blackface on Halloween eve , June 1944.
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If they were fraternal Twins and one was a male, I’d assume the male would be the heir, 7 comments
mr_pigeonwizard
· 2 years ago
If they were fraternal Twins and one was a male, I’d assume the male would be the heir, but what if they were the same gender?
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What you gon do? 3 comments
The reason is because he wanted to evacuate cities when they got nuked, but that never 3 comments
mr_pigeonwizard
· 2 years ago
The reason is because he wanted to evacuate cities when they got nuked, but that never happened so I guess we are stuck with these.
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After 72 days in the NICU, we brought my son home. Two jokes later, he wished he was back 1 comments
mr_pigeonwizard
· 2 years ago
After 72 days in the NICU, we brought my son home. Two jokes later, he wished he was back in.
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Donut the cat 19 comments
mr_pigeonwizard
· 2 years ago
Me and Catfluff were tagged, that's why you got a mention too, @xvarnah
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Donut the cat 19 comments
mr_pigeonwizard
· 2 years ago
I donut know what @catfluff's into, but she seems to really like this
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Reading accounts from the congo it always shocked me how subhuman the belgians felt 1 comments
mr_pigeonwizard
· 2 years ago
Reading accounts from the congo it always shocked me how subhuman the belgians felt congolese people were.
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An angry pancake 3 comments
Disappointed 5 comments
mr_pigeonwizard
· 2 years ago
What you do with it after purchase and bringing it home is nobody's business
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