That's how @catfluff turns around in tight places

Indeed, this is why I always feel old

Of course chocolate helps, because you're not you when you're hungry

As previously stated by @catfluff, Do. Not. The. Cat

Yeah, good memes, dad jokes, and puns does that to me

It happens, he'll find another before long though

Someone gotta keep NATO updated on the situation

Even though I don't like snow, it does have a certain beauty

Baie dankie

Truth is, everything has beauty

Oh snap! I can finally eat some puss... I mean eat some cat cookies

Yes, of course, even a little bit goes a long way

Yes, it appears that I am, would you be so kind and bring me a cup of coffee?

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the PigeonWizard

Holey cheese is for special occasions only

Proof that what I said isn't wrong?

Her favorite song is "I'm blue" by Eiffel 65

You wish, but there's nothing but coo's from start to finish here

I like that stone. That is a nice stone.