Mrdad01

mrdad01


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Really not sure how to feel about it 2 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
I was two minutes early and got a phone call asking where I was.
A “must have” item 9 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
That is literally missing a length of chain away from being exactly that!
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Merry christmas! 4 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
I'm not even in a relationship and if I did this I'd kick my own ass right before stepping in front of a speeding coal truck!
You played yourself 9 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
This is why you don't get high off your own supply!
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"Oh for f**k sake, it lights up" 6 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
Human I WILL shit in your shoes and chew the toes off all your socks!
Martha Stewart (right) first got famous as a model 6 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
Oh come on that title is an insult to the cow!
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Not a Big Enough Stash Spot 4 Me 9 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
Its most likely a false socket (not electrified) I have something similar but it's a blank plate.
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SBM struggles to pay for grocery 3 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
Carry your stupid card or carry some cash! (Always carry some cash, card readers do sometimes break)
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Too good 6 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
Six years? Child's play! I've dealt with depression since I was eight years old! Come talk to me after 23 years!
Beckys on fire again 3 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
Dammit Becky, fire extinguishers are expensive and your fetish for wanting to be a toasted marshmallow is getting annoying!
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I hate when this happen 6 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
I didn't know Michael Bay coached sports.
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Oh god 18 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
Unfortunately it is.
Oh god 18 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
Why is my state a wart on top of California!? I hate the west coast, too many earthquakes and vegetarians!
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After hurricane Ophelia in Ireland 6 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
That's a lot of apple sauce!
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D(15)G² 49 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
He's so high he can see everything.
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The feels 12 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
I'm still friends with one person I met the first day of kindergarten, they still live local to me but we don't see each other face to face often. Most of my other school friends were shared by my ex and either quit talking to me after we broke it off or were spying on me for her and doing it in the stupidest ways possible. Oh well I like having a small friend group, then I can focus my energy on being a great friend.
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What stress does to a chicken 7 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
Every single one of my 40+ chickens look are like the second picture, they have unlimited daytime outside access, and a flagstone covered cinderblock building to sleep in at night (the building acts like a giant solar hot rock, stays warm for hours after sundown.)
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Funny way to piss them off 12 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
I use a trap that shocks them to death, its never failed to kill them, and I've seen snap traps fail to kill to the degree that the mouse ends up losing a leg or tail.
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Roses are red, bananas get peeled 10 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
Its really no more strange than dressing up as a clown or a mall Santa.
· Edited 7 years ago
Cat.Exe is corrupted 6 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
More or less, I actually have it saved as a quick reply in the keyboard app on my phone, confuses the living hell out of wrong number texts.
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Great cops 5 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
He might also live in a rural-ish area like I do, I drive 13 miles one way to work, which ironically would be about a five hour hike one way.
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Sounds right 47 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
Manager now, but I still work register two nights a week.
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Cat.Exe is corrupted 6 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
Priest. Exorcizo te, omnis spiritus immunde, in nomine Dei (X) Patris omnipotentis, et in noimine Jesu (X) Christi Filii ejus, Domini et Judicis nostri, et in virtute Spiritus (X) Sancti, ut descedas ab hoc plasmate Dei (name), quod Dominus noster ad templum sanctum suum vocare dignatus est, ut fiat templum Dei vivi, et Spiritus Sanctus habitet in eo. Per eumdem Christum Dominum nostrum, qui venturus est judicare vivos et mortuos, et saeculum per ignem.
X = Sign of the Cross
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Sounds right 47 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
veterinarian
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Sounds right 47 comments
mrdad01 · 7 years ago
Counting paper and metallic disks and also repetitive motions.