Yeah, the whole pdf thing would be a giveaway, besides most if not all businesses are required to buy the full version of the pdf software which includes editing features. plus there would still be a page number inconsistency pdf files hate blank pages. On another note I've had an applicant send me a text document application before and they had a sentence at the bottom that was size one white text that said 'if you don't hire me I'm going to torch your store.' (I accidentally hit select all instead of copy and the line showed up as a blue line so I sized it up to thirteen.) surprisingly they didn't get hired, corporate wasn't impressed by that, shame to if they hadn't done that they would've been hired.

One of my employees tried this at work, she hurt herself and broke the stapler, she's 60 years old.

I carry a box cutter and pry bar at all times, I can have some fun.

Speaking from experience as the father of a victim, said abuser has had nearly eight years and hasn't changed a bit, which is exactly why said abuser is not allowed within 50 feet of any child without supervision.

All of them.

And in a few extra pieces.

Happens more than you'd think...

Doesn't take much to make a joke out of somebody like that anyhow, the article wrote itself.

More like, have bamboo splinters shoved under every finger and toe nail, be forced to wear barbed wire underwear while sitting in a tub of lemon juice, battery acid and salt which is boiling while being beaten by everyone they caused to wreck, then finally wrapped head to toe in aluminum foil thrown in the trunk of their car and have the car rolled of the tallest available cliff, only to have whatever is left of them after that thrown under a speeding train.