Mrdad01

mrdad01


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I have 4 chickens each one lays a different color egg ( this is 3 days hard work ) 6 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
A few different kinds do, I have a couple of them, plus I have one or two that lay a shade of blue egg.
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title 2 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
90% that's a rookie number, ramp it up buttercup!
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Speaking the truth 16 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
No, people are just more concerned about illegal immigrants, stupid political nonsense and piss-poor actors that try to drum up some more fame by staging a racial attack. If you ask me plenty of issues here at home need addressed and yet this first world country is babysitting half the rest of the world and catering to refugees and others from shit show countries that can't get their act together. Unpopular opinion here... Shut the boarders and fix domestic issues like that THEN fix the rest of the world's hemorrhoids.
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Insta had me dead 23 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
The narcan numbnuts.
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Thats a lot of cutting 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
My tired ass thought that was a floor buffer.
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Butt can you do this ? 10 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
No sorry, I've never seen the appeal of butt flossing.
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The power 10 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I'll take 'mouth spewed fertilizer' for $1000 Alex.
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Sorry to hear about your mum’s skydiving accident 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
No that was my ex, she farted in her sleep.
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Two sides to the coin 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
One of my bullies from all 12 years of school sent me a friend request on facebook, I told him to f+ck off.
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Not many farm cats make it to 18, but Carrot has 13 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I have one that is at least 10 and still hunts better than her youngest kid.
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When movie tie-ins were awesome games 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I had the hercules one on pc as a kid, widows 95/98 era, pre-internet too.
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Fishing time 6 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
You'd be surprised.
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Your honor 9 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
His girlfriend or whatever drove him, the judge ask who drove him and he said that to the judge (which I imagine had the lawyer facepalm so hard it broke windows) three things to never do in a courtroom, disrespect anyone, dress like shit, argue with the judge/lawyer/defendant/plaintiff.
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Luxuriant bizarre remarkable Wombat 76 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Cashiers have nicknames for every customer, and some are very rude. The customer is almost never right. Cashiers have absolutely zero control over your credit card getting declined and you will get zero sympathy for acting like a brat/ass when it happens. Don't make up sob stories we've heard them all and can actually tell when you're lying. If you make a 'fake bill' joke when we do the marker test we are encouraged to embarrass the hell out of you or flat out refuse cash from you.
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Mine is 7 22 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Anything with a 13, 21 or 31 in it.
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This is so sad 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Yeah, he used to be an employee of mine, had a tendency to puff on the damn thing right beside the front door of the store and blow the vapor towards anyone approaching him, after three warnings about that and giving me a face full once, I fired him on the spot (smoking area is a bench 25 feet from the front doors and 30 feet from the fuel pumps, plus its just incredibly rude to blow smoke/vapor into people's faces) About a month later I heard about the thing detonating on him.
This is so sad 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I know somebody that lost half his teeth and nose when one of those douche flutes blew up on him. But since he was a total asshole I couldn't care less.
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Guess I had to drag her ex's weight through the whole relationship. 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I blocked 99% of my ex's family (except her mom since she's the contact for visits) and several mutual friends I felt were not trustworthy.
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Getting to know funsubsters 74 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Hope I answered right.
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True love 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
There would be one hell of a knee jerk reaction out of me.
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Got a stiffy uh 4 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
He gonna get a good stretching.
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15kg hen from Madagascar 11 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Extra crispy or original recipe?
Might be a repost,sorry if so. 9 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
*parks tanker truck of eye bleach* here guys nice and warm for you.
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Hippo Feet 10 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Oh lord! I didn't want to see my ex today.
1% 4 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I think 1% is a grossly overestimated, 0.1% sounds closer to correct to me.
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