Mrdad01

mrdad01


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Who's with me? 11 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Even numbers always.
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Me: *burning $3000 on a PC to run Minecraft with RTX ON 9 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
I can cook minecraft at 60+ unless I really get crazy with redstone contraptions.
Dear person who left the green bit of a tomato on the floor in the toilet, f**k you 3 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
I constantly find food wrappers and bottles in the bathroom at my store, usually from a shoplifter or employee theft.
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In the morning 1 and now 9 11 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
10, nothing but bubbles remain.
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Boss: "You still coming in tomorrow right?" 10 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
The physical manifestation of a migraine.
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Dino origin 7 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
I had a desk calendar as a kid, looked through every page until I fell asleep almost every night for two years or so, always got yelled at for laughing after lights out.
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I choo choose you 15 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Maybe it's my twisted psyche or the concussion I have from dropping off a ladder but I laughed at this.
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Dino origin 7 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
My favorite comic always funny.
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Allow me to become an*logous 4 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
About like me, but with a lot of salt, lemon juice and sharp objects.
Ignorance is bliss 10 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
I live in a local area overrun with idiots in cars, picture jacked up trucks with huge exhaust pipes taking up half the bed.
Ignorance is bliss 10 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
I see three people who need cars taken away, licenses revoked and forced to walk everywhere while dragging 60 pounds of lead attached to whatever amounts to their genitalia. Idiots!
The more you know 15 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
I've decided I'm better off alone that way I can focus on what my kid needs and not be divided, I have issues with certain women that either act like my ex or resemble her. Worse thing is having to supervise a custody visit but thankfully she has zero interest in visits so only sets one up when her mother gets on her about it.
The more you know 15 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Well you figure, being kept from family scared to maintain myself or be accused of cheating if I did, have a cell phone that had no service searched the second I put it down for signs of cheating, be cut with a knife to bone along with multiple other minor wounds... I could go on but I really don't need a ptsd episode today. Frankly she's about two hours shy of a functional clock (she's NUTS!)
The more you know 15 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Salt and vinegar, and it wasn't one of the first times she was violent, just the first involving making me bleed. And no she wasn't kidding. I crashed that computer a few days later with a nice quick and dirty format script.
The more you know 15 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Can prove you wrong, my ex hit me in the back of the head with a full pringles can from across the room while I did dishes, because I was 'making too much noise and she couldn't focus on killing her sims'
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The monsters we fight with 10 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
No... No you don't.
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Suture training pad 4 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Start at the single end and work towards the double, once there you terminate that chain and work from the other ends and meet in the middle then terminate all together.
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The monsters we fight with 10 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
I know a couple of those a little too well.
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Boing... Boing... Boing 2 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
One wrong move away from amateur hour plastic surgery.
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Matt 31 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
A beep as I recall, I got call on quite a bit I think because I rarely acted out.
Respect 19 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
The ones that operated on my mother in 2016 made at least $150,000
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Matt 31 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Most tvs were black and white, using a film projector and tape player in school.
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This is a raccoon without fur 3 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Put that thing back where it came from!
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Can we just agree to not spoil it. If you do see it, watch fresh and down vote spoilers 6 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Someone does a thing everybody comes back to life and the all kiss and have babies. The end.
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Hmmm 5 comments
mrdad01 · 5 years ago
Not my type of 'music' sorry I mostly listen to unsigned artists I find on youtube and a few other places plus some established artists like 5fdp and disturbed. Rap unless it's understandable doesn't appeal to me much. Unpopular opinion from me, they both suck way too much to ever be played through my speakers.