In my defense, it was accidental. Kinda fell off a step ladder while redoing a ceiling, caught myself with my fist and gave myself another project in the process.

Yeah, it would be incredibly easy to critically wound someone like that.

Most definitely, I'm a single dad because I chose to protect two kids from a very unstable 'mother' even taking stab wounds to achieve that.

About as bad as my ex, she accused me of sleeping with any female coworkers I had, even got me fired once by showing up she had walked 4 miles, and creating a scene. (mind you I was in my mid twenties and all my female coworkers where old enough to be my mother/grandmother which doesn't appeal to me period I'm no granny chaser!)

Sarcasm, my friends. European union sucks balls.

Bingo, I don't care what people like, just the fact they act all crazy if someone happens to spoil something. I've seen one exchange where someone threatened physical harm to someone else (which I'm sure has happened before) if you'd go far as to risk jail time or legal issues because somebody happens to guess a plot point for a show or movie or post something, you really need a reality check.

Never watched walking dead either, I commented because my facebook feed is a shit show of people gripping about spoilers. So I get a laugh when somebody gets all pissy about it.

They've probably only ever eaten store bought strawberries which have little taste and less smell than its wild grown counter part.