mrfahrenheit
Your saviour has arrived, and his name is paint.net
08/03/15
Don’t shove your ladship in our face 8 comments
mrfahrenheit
· 5 years ago
I'm not sure what's worse, the joke, or the fact that I understand it
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Council has made a decision 34 comments
Pray for some good rng 7 comments
mrfahrenheit
· 5 years ago
Instructor: WHY ARE YOU REVERSING DOWN THE HIGHWAY!
Speedrunner: Oh, it's a backwards long jump, it's way more efficient
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Speedrunner: Oh, it's a backwards long jump, it's way more efficient
I had to do this too 2 comments
Yes! 7 comments
mrfahrenheit
· 5 years ago
"If it doesn't scan, it's free!"
"You have a four second headstart. Get running"
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"You have a four second headstart. Get running"
Bingobangobongo 15 comments
mrfahrenheit
· 5 years ago
Nitroglycerin? A book on how to make bombs? A book of popular tourist spots in the area? No idea how you got those, considering we don't sell them, but go on through!
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Looking at my grades I think stripping is a way to go 13 comments
mrfahrenheit
· 5 years ago
I'm thinking that they could have cooperated and then not had to strip completely
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Bingobangobongo 15 comments
mrfahrenheit
· 5 years ago
People like to say 'What three things would you take to the cashier to make them freak out?' Trust me, we don't care. What's that? Nail polish remover, a pregnancy test and a coat hanger? Have fun.
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2^2 never gets any love 3 comments
mrfahrenheit
· 5 years ago
I hate this so much. I still upvoted, but I did so out of anger
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Edited 5 years ago
The large dogs love me I am appreciated 3 comments
mrfahrenheit
· 5 years ago
We are cow
and when it day
and all the men have gone away
we do the thing we like the most
we lick the dog, is true, no boast
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and when it day
and all the men have gone away
we do the thing we like the most
we lick the dog, is true, no boast
Albert !!! 9 comments
mrfahrenheit
· 5 years ago
If you look at the handwriting, a more likely scenario is that it's a teacher writing down their answers
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Albert !!! 9 comments
mrfahrenheit
· 5 years ago
David wants to be an arsonist. He'll put out the fires he starts to avoid suspicion
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Garfield Was Hungry 17 comments