I feel personally attacked

boogie down

It's not bad, it's not good, it's just...eh

I have never heard anyone describe legs as kick sticks and my eyes have been opened

Eye don't like this

ABC's, Bohemian Rhapsody, and Wonderwall. Boom, owned again

horse

Deja vu is two words as well

How could you say something so controversial and yet so brave?

Ah, I recognise that breed, it's a Snoop Dog

He is speaking the language of gods

I mean, they have to get them from somewhere

XKCD

I really hope that isn't what I think it is

Killstreak just went up by one

You may have outsmarted me, but I have outsmarted your outsmarting!

So ... they invented an Egg Boiling Shell to boil eggs without a shell. It is made of plastic btw. WTF (TITLE FROM NEINGAG)

tiled rug

It is no longer snowing on Mt Fuji

Dear fellas, I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw an automobile once when I was a kid, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry. The parole board got me into this halfway house called "The Brewer" and a job bagging groceries at the Foodway. It's hard work and I try to keep up, but my hands hurt most of the time. I don't think the store manager likes me very much. Sometimes after work, I go to the park and feed the birds. I keep thinking Jake might just show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doin' okay and makin' new friends. I have trouble sleepin' at night. I have bad dreams like I'm falling. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. Maybe I should get me a gun and rob the Foodway so they'd send me home. I could shoot the manager while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense any more. I don't like it here.