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uh, 2 x 0 = 0

Hell yea my guy, get some

Wow! That's a cool photo of Marvin Gaye!

There's something about The Green Mile that sets off the sprinklers in my room.

Something tells me this is fake. Just a hunch tho

Mine just sounds like somebody elses name

I mean, presentation is pretty important for most things.

In Texas, approximately one in three residents is obese, putting the state in 10th place (tied with Oklahoma) for highest obesity rates in the U.S.

No guys he can't sweat remember? He couldn't sewat but he can now, his alibi is airtight. It definitely doesn't have more holes than a bad fanfiction

This is a text representation of listening to a Neil Cicierga song

Took me a minute

I saw quokkas a few weeks ago and they're just as cool in person!

Gonna Fly Now is blaring out of a radio sitting on a dumpster

Yeah! Kangaroo! Large wallaby!

"I'm just a normal highschooler." - an 8 foot tall behemoth with 12 pack abs and muscles larger than his own head

Glutexo

i'm pretzels

Ah yes, a lovely late October weeek we're having, no?

TeamTrees was all a front. They're going to plant all 20 million in Iran and use them as cover. The US stands no chance.

bro kinda prejudiced bro