Oh, I'm not touching this one

Bro tell me if I look high bro

If you describe your sex life with a Rick and Morty quote, chances are you're not getting laid

If you do this, you are a cunt.

This man radiates Chaotic energy

This reads like one of those 2008 Epic Gamer Meme Facebook pages

I think this is the most fitting way to describe the job market

oh you son of a bitch

Can't wait for Call of Duty: Infinite Hyper Omega Advanced Supreme Warfare

I mean, if you didn't what to see somebody from a different gender, don't use a gender neutral bathroom?

walter

aw yiss

What drives a man to make this? What has he seen? What does he wish he hadn't?

I've heard of weirder

Oh, I think I know where this is going

Yeah we got biiiig penguin

Because she's blocking the door so you can't get out. That's it, that's the only reason

Muder: Generally bad. Rape: Always bad. They cancel out, so this dude did a good thing.

Honestly, if you use your mental illness to justify being shitty, then you're an asshole

You fucking sadist

Jeez, it's been like a year since I last dipped my toes into original content