"Are you sure this will work?"
"Ahahaha I have no idea!"

The goodest of wingmen

wahoo

reverse racism isn't real, it's just called racism

Ah, the Shaggy defense

Guess news takes a while to travel to a galaxy far far away

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

I have Spotify Free. Unlimited skips, an ad every ten or so songs if that, usually only two, often less, very rarely 3

Life imitates art

uh oh

Scientists have found deveral funghi at Chernobyl that sustain themselves using Radiosynthesis. They feed on radiation. (REDDIT r/interestingasfuck)

"So anyway, I started blasting"

When you and your favourite cousin see each other at the family reunion

Apparently I'm tall, which is a trip and a half because I was 140 going into high school, and I left at 180

That's why I always compliment my boys, cause boys gotta support boys

Hell yea, Charmander is dope

Always wear a helmet

Neingag

I feel like some people aren't aware that these are in fact the bad guys? Sure, a few of them started off fine, but they do objectively terrible things.

There are still good people out there

nice try, i know that's a Truffula Tree