This is from Swords, a webcomic by Matthew Wills.

Not sure. First problem, this isn't Neingag

"The void called. I hung up." - Nietzsche, probably

I'm heading to uni in a week

"Best towing service in Orlando" - has 3.2 stars

"Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license"

This is the next step up from being paid in exposure

This happeed a while ago, and not just in Auckland. Got it in Queenstown as well, although it wasn't as bad

A farmer in Turkey, left(in order) chestnut honey, cherry jam, Anzer honey(a honey collected from Anzer in Turkey) and flower honey for bear to choose. Every time, the bear choosed Anzer honey. It didn't even tasted other sweets. The farmer said "It's a real gourmet". (TITLE FROM NEINGAG)

Oh, I see

A friend of mine spent the last 2 years driving around 28 different European countries only to record street musicians in his self-converted old ice cream truck. He went broke 3 times but in the end he managed to create an awesome album of it. (TITLE FROM NEINGAG)

Nice try, I know that's a bear

We live in a society

I mean, yes

Step one, don't be a bot, incapable of rest. Ever posting content that isn't theirs on a site that cannot relate to it. Usernames known by nobody, inside jokes thrust outside. Tell me bot, if you could sleep, would you dream of circuitry?

uh, NSFW much?

China

friend shaped

This has the same energy as those crocs from a few days ago