mrfahrenheit
Your saviour has arrived, and his name is paint.net
08/03/15
People do get to live a little, I suppose 6 comments
mrfahrenheit
· 4 years ago
Tom Nook is solving unemployment through debt slavery
This trend is getting out of hand (New Zealand's parliament) 3 comments
mrfahrenheit
· 4 years ago
And no, she isn't just some zoomer. She was instumental in the VUW Rent Strike.
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Hippo 10 comments
mrfahrenheit
· 4 years ago
And yes, I did look up this table purely for that second part. This is one of 99, and was a limited edition run done by, you guessed it, Mark Stoddart. The table's actual name is Cheeky Hippo
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An interesting title 5 comments
Hopefully we can retrieve his body today 5 comments
mrfahrenheit
· 4 years ago
Somebody sat down and wrote this. Linger on that. Out there is a person who decided to not only create this, but subject the world to it. One so angry, so consumed with hate at society that they penned this, releasing it out into the world like a vir- er, malicious swarm of locusts, consuming all in its path.
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Hippo 10 comments
mrfahrenheit
· 4 years ago
I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mark Stoddart's genius wit unfolds itself in front of their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Hippo Table tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
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And yes, by the way, i DO have a Hippo Table tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
Hippo 10 comments
mrfahrenheit
· 4 years ago
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Hippo Table. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the hippo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Hippo Table truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Hippos's existential catchphrase "We Have Nothing To Lose Except The Glass That Binds Us," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons.
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Daniel... *The cooler Daniel* 10 comments
mrfahrenheit
· 4 years ago
I'm going to be honest with you. I read every single one of your comments in the Soldier's voice
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Daniel... *The cooler Daniel* 10 comments
Daniel... *The cooler Daniel* 10 comments
mrfahrenheit
· 4 years ago
You're like the Cyclops of Greek myth; except you are Scottish, and I hate you!
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Daniel... *The cooler Daniel* 10 comments
It's cozy time 12 comments
mrfahrenheit
· 4 years ago
Listen here Nate, if that even is your real name. Do I come into your house, spit in your face, and clog your toilets? No? Then why have you done that to me? I extended an olive branch to you, Mr TheGreat, and you took that branch and smacked me upside the head with it.
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Big Iron posting 6 comments
While sipping their pumpkin spice latte 10 comments
mrfahrenheit
· 4 years ago
They go to the local Trader Joes and try to trade Instagram posts for food
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Yes, prettyamalous 7 comments
Reality 5 comments
