Companies exist to make money. THey'll adopt and abandon social causes when it suits the bottom line

Man this is why if I come into contact with a genie I'm not gonna wish for anything. It's bound to screw me over.

Boys support boys

There's something wrong with this photo, I don't see a crown on this absolute kings head

"What if she hurts herself?!"
"Then it will be a valuable lesson."

kākāriki - Māori

Morning c**ts! Just wanted to pass on a message from this paramedic in NZ who’s currently on the front lines of the measles epidemic. With 667 cases this year alone confirmed you antivaxx tards should at least take a f**king hint. - NEINGAG

Strairdrac, what have we told you about the Forbidden Knowledge?

thud

Floating vests?

Diogenes was a real OG

InfiniTea

I'm in...pharmaceuticals

Don't see how that's anyone elses business but ok

Read right to left

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Myers-Briggs Personality Test. The letters are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of clicking bubbles, most of the jokes will go over a typical Buzzfeeder's head

"Hackers"

Teenage boys? My dad still does that, and he's 55