Pictured: Me getting white boy wasted

Yeah, i'm doing a life speedrun any% glitchless

This is either the Onion or Clickhole, you can tell by the font

You sick bastard. Was it fun, huh? Did you have a few laughs, Mr Pee Pee? Maybe a jovial chuckle or two? You're gonna go to jail Ricky, we're getting scum like you off the streets.

This is BS, I know from experience. I've made minute edits to stubs that nobdy has been active on in years and the longest any of them lasted was a day. None of the edits contained any vulgar language.

Can't wait for December, we've got a score to settle

Michael may have been a bit odd, and he wasn't exactly a great manager, but he did really care for his employees.

Creed was the best character

Ika

I haven't paid for media ever aside from video games. The problem is that the sites I use are blocked on the uni WiFi, along with the vpn sites

I think a police force of some kind is necessary. People calling for the disbanding of the force is short-sighted (in my opinion). Granted, I am from NZ, so my view of police in general is much different than somebody over in the States, due to the differences in structure and behaviour. We recently went through reform here by disarming the police. That may sound foolish, but here in NZ our culture revolves much less around guns, so they're not as necessary for policing.

Boy does Richard Hartley-Parkinson have an article for you

Well, I think we can say that nobody saw this coming

You can undo car accidents

I can see you like things that spin, huh?

What, already?! Oh fuck time is going way too fast

Please, show me your credit card information
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How...interesting and not at all related to how I've accumulated massive wealth

"And once half of the universe is gone, I will finally be able to take over the Tri-State Area!"

seen carrying donuts, anvils, and comically oversized boxes labelled TNT