"The less homogeneous the workers are, the less likely it is for them to form a boy band" - Jeff Bezos

The city of Sedona, Arizona has placed restrictions on this McDonalds because they feared that Ronald McDonald would escape from his tomb beneath the restaurant. (REDDIT r/realsubreddit)

Unless you're Matt, and I know for a fact that you're not, this is not OC (Read the comic at swordscomic(dot)com)

this makes me very uncomfortable

I know the exact location where this was taken

boo

bleach hands

wtf dude put it back

Ah yes, now you can fall asleep to the pleasant sounds of scratching and scurrying beneath the bed

Bomb Voyage!

Also alive and legal. Those are non-negotiable.

@happy_frog

Yeah you're not special, there's an entire nation of human kiwi's

he moved onto Pence

9 days in lads, stay strong

i like the green ones

When you fertilise the family tree with meth, this is what happens.

okay but what's the name of the octopus?

And in a surprising turn of events, every single person in America wrote in Jeb Bush!

drywall

The annoying thing is when the lecturer doesn't continue unless somebody answers the question

boo